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12 Reasons You Know You’re a Beauty/Grooming Blogger at Christmas

1. You’ve been preparing for Christmas since July.

2. 18 days until Christmas but only 19 days until you have to start preparing for Christmas 2015.

3. All the press releases.

4. Your letter box is broken from Jiffy bags.

5. You’re sick of seeing the same crap you reviewed back in April now in a slightly glittery box.

6. Faked enthusiasm from PR’s at a Christmas Press event. You hate Christmas, they hate Christmas and they know you know they hate Christmas.

7. Fighting the other bitches on Twitter to get clicks on your affiliate links.

8. The endless giveaway tweets on the #bblogger hashtag.

9. Having to pretend you’re not sick of this crap by October.

10. When people think it’s a good idea to buy you beauty products for Christmas.

11. The last minute press releases a week before Christmas that demand your attention.

12. The bloggers who’ve clearly never been to a Christmas blogger event before.

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Posted at 22:29 January 7, 2015
Ashanti Jason
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Stop. LMAO!

Posted at 21:29 January 7, 2015
Ashanti Jason
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Stop. LMAO!

Posted at 17:54 December 8, 2014
Kellie Hill
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And what the hell is that pic of me? How bloody old is that pic? Where did that come from! ;D

    Posted at 02:07 December 9, 2014
    Thom Watson
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    Aw I like it. You must have set it as your Disqus photo or Gravatar! x

Posted at 16:54 December 8, 2014
Kellie Hill
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And what the hell is that pic of me? How bloody old is that pic? Where did that come from! ;D

    Posted at 01:07 December 9, 2014
    Thom Watson
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    Aw I like it. You must have set it as your Disqus photo or Gravatar! x

Posted at 17:53 December 8, 2014
Kellie Hill
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I got a Valentine’s Day press release today. I need that Nicki Minaj gif to send back to them

    Posted at 02:07 December 9, 2014
    Thom Watson
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    Haha, you totally have to. I got an invite to a Summer launch event next week last friday. WTF!?

Posted at 16:53 December 8, 2014
Kellie Hill
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I got a Valentine’s Day press release today. I need that Nicki Minaj gif to send back to them

    Posted at 01:07 December 9, 2014
    Thom Watson
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    Haha, you totally have to. I got an invite to a Summer launch event next week last friday. WTF!?

Posted at 00:06 December 7, 2014
Mr. Wharff
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One word. HILARIOUS! ; )

    Posted at 00:00 December 8, 2014
    Thom Watson
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    Glad you enjoyed ;) It was definitely a good calming exercise.

    Posted at 21:36 April 21, 2015
    Mr. Wharff
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    I sure did! ;)

Posted at 23:06 December 6, 2014
Mr. Wharff
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One word. HILARIOUS! ; )

    Posted at 23:00 December 7, 2014
    Thom Watson
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    Glad you enjoyed ;) It was definitely a good calming exercise.

    Posted at 21:36 April 21, 2015
    Mr. Wharff
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    I sure did! ;)

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